轻松一秒：叫花鸡里怎么没有鸡？
<p>开篇提问：你喜欢健身吗？</p>
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<p>哈喽大家下午好，我是实习生珍猪！喊出咱们的口号：轻松一秒，快乐十分！</p>
<p>每天都好困啊~~~</p>
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<p>今天来个小问题</p>
<p>你在酒桌上给别人倒酒，对方用手捂住杯口，说：“你没资格给我倒酒。” 你会怎么办？</p>
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<p>【上期提问】</p>
<p>你现在闭上眼，第一个出现的画面是什么？</p>
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<p>人生三大梦想</p>
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<p>1.每日一吐槽</p>
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<p>2.辣酱也整cp了！</p>
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<p>你觉得哪个更好吃？</p>
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<p>3.做人留一线，日后好相见</p>
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<p>4.真是身残志坚</p>
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<p>5.商家：我不要面子的吗</p>
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<p>6.走错了谁负责?</p>
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<p>7.随时随地，享受清凉！</p>
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<p>8.诶哥们，撞衫了</p>
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<p>9.你小子油盐不进是吧</p>
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<p>你经历过合租生活吗？</p>
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<p>10.虽然没得到鸡，但你得到了一堆土啊</p>
<p class="f_center"><img onerror="javascript:this.style.opacity = 0;" alt="轻松一秒：叫花鸡里怎么没有鸡？" src="https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2024%2F0507%2F87502a11j00sd3yks00bbc000fg00hcc.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg" referrerpolicy="no-referrer"></p>
<p>11.低头玩手机的好处就是会获得一位陌生老公</p>
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<p>12.真的是这个名字吗？</p>
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<p>13.不好，有毒！</p>
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<p>14.要不要进去尝尝</p>
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<p>你爱吃麻辣烫吗？</p>
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<p>15.低头玩手机的好处加一</p>
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<p>1.老林买了一辆高档自行车，40000多元。 第二天上班担心车被偷，就在自行车上锁了五把锁，结果下班发现车被偷了。 后来警察抓到小偷，老林问：“车呢？”小偷:“让我给卖了。” 老林：“你识车？”小偷:“我肯定不识车。” 老林:“车卖了多少钱？”小偷：“300。” 老林:“那么多自行车，你又不识车，为什么偷我的？” 小偷：“人家车就一把锁，你车五把锁。”</p>
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<p>2.有个男生对室友说：“昨晚和女朋友吵架，她关掉手机跑回家了。我追到她家楼下，本想喊她的名字，又怕被她妈听见……” 室友问：“你不喊她的名字让她下楼来，难道就一直干等啊？” 男生说：“后来，我只能在她家楼下喊我自己的名字……”</p>
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<p>3.吃过晚饭，我说：“给你个惊喜，老婆，今天发奖金了，给你买个项链吧。”老婆惊喜说：“发啥奖金了？”我说：“季度奖。”一旁的岳母一听就急了：“什么嫉妒奖，乱七八糟的，嫉妒别人就有奖？头一次听说，这个奖最好不要，平时工作要踏实，千万别嫉妒别人。你们领导真是昏头250，怎么就会傻不拉几的发嫉妒奖呢？”</p>
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<p>4.现在小学的题很难，有一天我辅导女儿写作业连续出错，甚至把她做对的都改错了。女儿突然问我：“妈妈，家里还有钱吗？”我奇怪的问女儿：“你问这个干嘛？学校要收费吗？“女儿看着我无奈的说：”要是家里还有钱，你再去上两年学吧，你只会做以前的题，现在你都不会做题了。“</p>
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<p>5.开车下班，不小心撞了前车屁股，没想到下来的是个美女，她看看没什么事，调侃的指了指车后冲我笑了笑。 我一看贴的是：大龄剩女，追尾必嫁。觉得挺好笑，起动时走了神，咚的一下撞了个狠的。 正在想怎么解释，美女从后视镜看了看下车的我，一脚底板油跑了……</p>
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<p>今天的轻松一秒就先到这，我是实习生珍猪，希望今天的轻松一秒能让你呲牙乐呵一下，明天见886！</p>
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<p>今天的轻松一秒怎么样呢？请大家评价一下吧~</p>
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