轻松一刻：今天只有一种人，等放假的人！
<p>各位秋裤，周二好！</p>
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<p>说是周二，其实更像周五。</p>
<p>让我看看，节前最后一天谁还坚守在工作岗位上？</p>
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<p>今天只有一种人：等放假的人!</p>
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<p>难以想象，今天下班后走出办公室的我，能有多开心。</p>
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<p>遥记得抢票的时候一顿厮杀，现在马上就要出发，还有点小感触。</p>
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<p>对了，今天还是是国际不打小孩日，又称“无巴掌日”或“国际反体罚日”。</p>
<p>希望各位家长，用沟通代替打骂，用关爱代替伤害。</p>
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<p>我那天天带娃的朋友：幸好我昨天刚打完我儿子，今天不用打了。</p>
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<p>我建议一年过两次不打小孩日，一次在期中考，一次在期末考。</p>
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<p>广大妈妈：建议设置一个“国际不气妈妈日”。</p>
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<p>这样的小孩，任谁都舍不得打吧？</p>
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<p><b>【我不是天生丽质，但我可以天生励志】</b></p>
<p>4月29日(采访)，江西南昌。“自律男孩”每天6点起床看电视，并帮妈妈把饭煮好，7点出门上学。妈妈：除了学习不好，都挑不出他毛病…</p>
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<p>养孩子太难了，养个这么自律的孩子也很难得。</p>
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<p>我觉得自己也挺自律的，每天坚持玩手机到半夜，我可太棒了。</p>
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<p>你的孩子自律吗？</p>
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<p>他只是榜上无名，并不是脚下无路。</p>
<p>只要孩子生活态度端正，一切都不是问题。</p>
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<p>同样是励志，但是这位励志的有点不对场合。</p>
<p>4月28日，浙江绍兴，一女子带着孩子边输液边写作业，始终霸占雾化器位置，让其他孩子无法做雾化。医院：护士先协调 不行就找保安。</p>
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<p>这是在知识和人性之间做选择题。</p>
<p>最可怕的是这个孩子，全然不受影响……</p>
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<p>盲猜如果计时收费，家长会让孩子马上起来，不带一秒犹豫的。</p>
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<p>有时候。孩子被带偏了方向，是我们都不想看到的。</p>
<p>近日，一演出服批发商家发帖称宁夏银川一学校拍下80余套演出服，使用完后集体退货。</p>
<p>4月29日，该商家告诉记者，4月20日一款式演出服被下80余单，4月26日开始此批订单陆续收到退货退款，目前退货退款数量达62单。</p>
<p>商家称，已退订单平台已自动退款，未退货订单却被打差评。目前学校已经与其沟通，学校将承担衣服的全部费用。对此，记者从订购服装的学校工作人员了解到，演出服装系学生自发购买，目前学校已制止学生退款行为</p>
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<p>既然是学校组织的演出，服装问题就该学校承担，凭啥都推给学生？</p>
<p>几百块买套演出服就用一次，就为了应付学校的形式主义？</p>
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<p>学校就算不想买，直接集体租也行吧？</p>
<p>整得商家忙一场不说，还亏。</p>
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<p><b>【心软的神没遇到，心狠的爷到处都是】</b></p>
<p>4月28日，有网友发视频称，在乘坐成都航空EU2703号航班时，因一乘客不打开手机的飞行模式，飞机返航。</p>
<p>29日，成都航空客服告诉记者，涉事航班是因公共安全问题延误了1小时30分。</p>
<p>警方表示，当天飞机上确实有一名乘客不开飞行模式，他们接到了报警并出警处置。</p>
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<p>让你开飞行模式你不开，你叉叉！</p>
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<p>你坐飞机开飞行模式吗？</p>
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<p>问题不开也没有信号啊。</p>
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<p>这个规定貌似一直都有，有异议时候可以下了飞机再说，何必耽误一群人的时间？</p>
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<p>他这心反正是挺狠的。</p>
<p>这妹子也挺狠的。</p>
<p>近日，重庆，“榜一大哥”和女主播街头起冲突？当场曝光聊天截图，自称刷了30万。</p>
<p>警方赶到后将两人带走，现场被清理。</p>
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<p>直播间里说好的一家人，一见面就变成外人了，这就是传说中的见外？</p>
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<p>30万放了个哑炮，血亏。</p>
<p>原来真的有人不为洗钱去打赏，这点钱如果能充值智商多好。</p>
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<p>当然，吃过见过的秋子表示：让子弹再飞一会吧，就怕又是炒作博流量的。</p>
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<p>近日，张颂文在真人秀《灿烂的花园》中熟练砍价，遭网友吐槽“别再立穷酸样人设了，大方点，砍价的样子好丑”。4月28日，张颂文评论回应：“不砍价我就会很帅？只要讲价我被你认为穷酸？”</p>
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<p>砍价怎么了？秋子最佩服会砍价的人！</p>
<p>我常常因为不会砍价而感到自卑。</p>
<p>一双鞋子120，我说80，商家立马答应，你知道我啥心情吗？</p>
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<p>甭管你是啥身份，去市场买菜的时候，那就是消费者和商家的关系。</p>
<p>凭啥因为挣得多，人家就不能砍价啊？</p>
<p>人家是有钱，又不是有病，人家是著名演员，又不是著名大冤种。</p>
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<p>你平时购物会砍价吗？</p>
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<p>这位同志，你要是砍砍价也行啊，直接0元购是怎么个事？</p>
<p>4月29日凌晨，上海，老婆种的玫瑰花被人偷走，被老婆吵了一顿，男子悬赏1千元抓小偷。男子：不是钱的事儿。</p>
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<p>是不是私房钱藏在里面？</p>
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<p>确实不是钱的事。</p>
<p>要是不找到的话，老婆会隔三差五念叨：让你搬进来你不搬，现在好了吧？</p>
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<p>一盆花也偷，能卖几个钱啊？</p>
<p>特别能理解这种感受，虽然不是贵重的东西，但是自己心爱的东西丢了，就是难受。</p>
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<p>话说偷花那位白天就看上这花了吧，看来是蓄谋已久，袋子都准备好了。</p>
<p>估计ta都不知道自己偷个花能上电视吧？</p>
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<p>若要人不知，除非己莫为。</p>
<p>男子开车第一次遇到交警查酒驾，一紧张压到交警的脚了。</p>
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<p>交警：俩事，第一你压我脚了，第二，拦你的是前面那个交警。</p>
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<p>司机：那你咋不喊疼呢？</p>
<p>交警：我鞋大。</p>
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<p>一看就是发的鞋。</p>
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<p>压到脚还那么淡定，应该是习惯了。</p>
<p>交警：不，有时候我真的很想报警…</p>
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<p>原谅他吧，毕竟人总有脑子不灵光的时候。</p>
<p>两男子骑电动车去自助洗车店，突然地上喷水，连人带车一起洗了。</p>
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<p>只付一份钱，不仅洗了车还洗了澡，这波直接赚麻了。</p>
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<p>幸好是两个人，不然多尴尬。</p>
<p>骑车小哥：一个人就不会有这么多奇奇怪怪的想法……</p>
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<p>果然卧龙和凤雏永远都是成对出现的。</p>
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<p>真是两个讲究人，我电瓶车一般都是老天爷给我洗。</p>
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<p>好了，今天的一刻就到这里，我们下期再见~</p>
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<p>当这4个群安静的时候，你就该不安静了。</p>
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<p>是我</p>
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<p><strong>韩国朋友招待的六菜一汤</strong></p>
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<p>话糙理不糙</p>
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<p>这是要上什么课啊？</p>
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<p>哦？</p>
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<p>当代打工人的精神状态。</p>
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<p>来来来，这个词用你家的方言怎么说？</p>
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<p>【上期问】</p>
<p>你看到了几种动物？</p>
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<p>那抬头捡？</p>
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<p>还得是你啊，大气！</p>
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<p>也不是不行……</p>
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