轻松一刻：看了半天也没懂，这幅图打一个什么成语
<p>各位秋裤注意：</p>
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<p>本周日调休！得上班！一定记得调闹钟！</p>
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<p>让我看看，谁忘记这周调休了？</p>
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<p>一想到这周日是工作日，我都不敢放心地熬夜了。</p>
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<p>这种战战兢兢的感觉，谁懂？</p>
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<p>索性还有一些有趣儿的人和事，让我不至于太焦虑。</p>
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<p>4月20日，北京大学运动会开幕式上，“机器人嘉宾”前来助阵，这个走路的步伐也太魔性了吧！</p>
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<p>不愧是北大，还给机器人太奶请了俩男大护工。</p>
<p>男大：奶，等等，先不急。</p>
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<p>一个机器人两个人照顾，这是以后的就业方向吗？</p>
<p>那我就放心了，不然机器人都干了我们没工作了可咋办。</p>
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<p>太奶感很重的机器人，好像老太太着急去领鸡蛋。</p>
<p>外形上是遇到了什么突破不了的难关吗？</p>
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<p>如果我没猜错，这腿型是比着刘能的腿做的吧？</p>
<p>机器人：老…老…老…老四啊~</p>
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<p>要不下次给咱太奶穿条阔腿裤吧，显腿直。</p>
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<p>实在不行，贴个标志注意安全。</p>
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<p>开始以为是身残志坚的非洲留学生，甚至不敢笑。</p>
<p>看清之后，终于笑出声了。</p>
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<p>我也是赶上好时候了，都能笑话北大了。</p>
<p>北大：笑？你造得出机器人吗？</p>
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<p>造不出机器人，但可以当控制机器的人。</p>
<p>4月18日报道，鄞州区人民检察院受理了浙江首批因造假手段操控软件虚增直播间人气被判非法经营罪的案件。</p>
<p>根据嫌疑人王某交代，2022年，他得知直播间刷流量“助阵”非常赚钱后，向长沙某科技公司购买了大量手机、路由器、交换机等网络设备、翻墙工具和“云控软件”。</p>
<p>随后找来自己的好友一起搭建了机房开始进行刷流量的接单行为。</p>
<p>据王某描述，自己一旦接到增加虚假人气的订单，就利用操控软件让机房里的大量手机进入直播间关注、点赞、评论等。</p>
<p>原本只有个位数的人气立刻暴涨，顺势吸引更多“野生”流量，最后再按照进入直播间的时间和手机数量结算非法获利。</p>
<p>王某被检方提起公诉后，最终以非法经营罪被判处有期徒刑1年3个月，缓刑1年6个月，并处罚金5万元。</p>
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<p>合着这直播间里的家人们都是真的家人，只有我一个外人？</p>
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<p>所以以后网购再也不看好评了，只有差评才是最真实的！</p>
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<p>说实话，真的佩服有些人的脑子。</p>
<p>这么说吧，4600部手机，即便我有了，也不知道一个月靠它们挣300万。</p>
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<p>不过我一个月挣3000就够我花了，一个月挣三百万属于浪费。</p>
<p>之前也有考虑过劳斯菜斯和法拉利，但最后还是选择了公交和地铁，还是喜欢人多热闹。</p>
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<p>当然，还是要走正路，毕竟很多赚钱的法子都写在了刑法里。</p>
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<p>还有一种方法，那就是买彩票。</p>
<p>4月22日，辽宁大连。据半岛晨报，彩票站工作人员手误输错一个号码，彩民将错就错留下了彩票，一号只差让彩民喜中一等奖，奖金844万余元。</p>
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<p>为什么每次中大奖背后都会有一个奇葩的故事？</p>
<p>难道中国电影最佳编剧都在彩票店里？</p>
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<p>以前是种田逆袭文，现在剧情渐渐向仙侠玄幻剧方向发展。</p>
<p>太绝了哈哈哈</p>
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<p>这还有组团出道文。</p>
<p>近日，河北衡水，多位市民路上偶遇“衡水F4”，四只狗狗排队过马路溜达好几天了。</p>
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<p>结果这组合没红两天，就因不可抗力被迫解散了。</p>
<p>目前“大白”已被主人带回家被迫看娃，脸上失去笑容，衡水F4面临解散。</p>
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<p>出道即巅峰，巅峰即解散。</p>
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<p>领着小弟出去玩是多么地潇洒，在家看娃是多么地憋屈。</p>
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<p>你看给狗气得，脸都白了。</p>
<p>它肯定是不想带娃，才出去当街溜子的吧？</p>
<p>出去玩：嘻嘻</p>
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<p>看孩子：不嘻嘻</p>
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<p>同样是狗，性格却大不同。</p>
<p>4月21日，土耳其，网友国外旅游遇到撒娇大狗，拍摄者：因为喂了它一根中国火腿肠。</p>
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<p>看它这不值钱的死出……我还挺喜欢。</p>
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<p>往后余生，它都会时常想念这位网友的。</p>
<p class="f_center"><img onerror="javascript:this.style.opacity = 0;" src="https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2024%2F0423%2F4207d974j00sceb6z00t2c000u600toc.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg" referrerpolicy="no-referrer"></p>
<p>多年以后它的后代：奶奶，你说得那种好吃的东西真的存在吗？</p>
<p class="f_center"><img onerror="javascript:this.style.opacity = 0;" src="https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2024%2F0423%2Fc9c27d90j00sceb6y0095c000as00ebc.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg" referrerpolicy="no-referrer"></p>
<p>从此，世界上多了一条伤心狗。</p>
<p class="f_center"><img onerror="javascript:this.style.opacity = 0;" src="https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2024%2F0423%2Fd5b15b6bj00sceb72026bc000u00221c.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg" referrerpolicy="no-referrer"></p>
<p>那它爱吃淀粉肠吗？</p>
<p>狗子：这把国宴！</p>
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<p>大餐！</p>
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<p>守护狗狗的大餐，这小伙功不可没。</p>
<p>烤肠大姐忙着吵架没空顾摊，"热心肠"小伙边看热闹边帮忙烤起来。</p>
<p>网友：哥们眼里是真有活儿。</p>
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<p>你小子眼里是真有活啊，有你帮忙，大姐可以安心得吵架了。</p>
<p>热心肠就是这么来的吧？</p>
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<p>这要是我，我估计都得上嘴吃。</p>
<p>这种时候偷吃一个应该看不出来吧？</p>
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<p>其实如果不帮忙，大姐闻见焦糊，吵架自然就停了。</p>
<p class="f_center"><img onerror="javascript:this.style.opacity = 0;" src="https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2024%2F0423%2Fefef0735j00sceb7000abc000j600i2c.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg" referrerpolicy="no-referrer"></p>
<p>生活，需要<strong>显眼包。</strong></p>
<p>近日，浙江宁波，妈妈从凉山支教回来，父子二人扮成“恐龙”前往机场接机。孩子妈妈称，“当我在机场看到他们两个穿成‘恐龙’来接机时，还是蛮震惊、蛮惊喜的。”网友：有趣的灵魂。</p>
<p class="f_center"><img onerror="javascript:this.style.opacity = 0;" src="https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2024%2F0423%2Fab195981j00sceb710084c0009i00fnc.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg" referrerpolicy="no-referrer"></p>
<p>大恐龙：反正我露不出脸来，爱咋咋。</p>
<p>小恐龙：好玩儿~</p>
<p>妈妈：不认识！</p>
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<p>为什么不给妈妈带一套？这样就不用捂脸了。</p>
<p class="f_center"><img onerror="javascript:this.style.opacity = 0;" src="https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2024%2F0423%2Fb7404c2cj00sceb7200e7c000dw00dwc.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg" referrerpolicy="no-referrer"></p>
<p>这样就不用怕孩子跑丢了，全机场估计就这俩恐龙。</p>
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<p>恐龙组上大分，猪猪组就不好说了。</p>
<p>运送生猪的货车侧翻，近百头生猪被困的被困，出逃的出逃，消防员先解救后赶猪，帮群众挽回损失。</p>
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<p>猪：兄弟们，成为野猪的机会来了！</p>
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<p>估计蓝朋友也没有想过自己有一天会去赶猪。</p>
<p>干脆给猴哥打电话吧，让大师兄来解救。</p>
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<p>司机在想：这可咋整啊？</p>
<p>要不然就地整点吧？</p>
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<p>人生百余年，谁还没遇上点事了。</p>
<p>4月21日，江西，挖掘机失误挖到水管，直接“手动闭麦”，网友:我好像看到它的不知所措。</p>
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<p>师傅：老板，你猜猜我挖到啥了？</p>
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<p>这一下挖到大动脉了啊。</p>
<p>挖机师傅有种哄女朋友的无奈。</p>
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<p>幸亏没挖到那种按秒算钱的，否则裤衩儿都得赔没了。</p>
<p>这只猫的主人，估计得赔不少。</p>
<p class="f_center"><img onerror="javascript:this.style.opacity = 0;" src="https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2024%2F0423%2Fdbbc4e7dj00sceb77006rc000cx00lqc.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg" referrerpolicy="no-referrer"></p>
<p>猫：我也不道啊这线咬我！</p>
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<p>好了，今天的一刻就到这，我们下期再见~</p>
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<p>我叛逆的一生：上学时候不想上学，上班时候不想上班，该睡觉时候不想睡觉，该起床时候不想起床，在家躺着时候想出去玩，出去玩的时候想回家躺着，年轻时候把死挂在嘴边，等待要死的时候真的不想死。</p>
<p class="f_center"><img onerror="javascript:this.style.opacity = 0;" src="https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2024%2F0423%2Feeab4c31j00sceb7a00byc000go00m7c.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg" referrerpolicy="no-referrer"></p>
<p>这是最恶毒的诅咒</p>
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<p>苹果：我这是为了环保哦！</p>
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<p>山东同事入职后公司零食角的画风</p>
<p class="f_center"><img onerror="javascript:this.style.opacity = 0;" src="https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2024%2F0423%2F435daca5j00sceb7b00xdc000j600w9c.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg" referrerpolicy="no-referrer"></p>
<p>写作业能激发潜能</p>
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<p>怎么不内耗？</p>
<p>第1步，事情没发生前，绝对不去想这件事情。</p>
<p>第2步，事情发生后，不再去回想折磨自己。</p>
<p>第3步，只想开心的事情。</p>
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<p class="f_center"><img onerror="javascript:this.style.opacity = 0;" src="https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2024%2F0423%2Fe3c69536j00sceb7c00soc000j600nwc.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg" referrerpolicy="no-referrer"></p>
<p>女朋友年纪比我小一轮多。</p>
<p>第一次去她家，我特意收拾了自己，到她家时，她爸又是递烟又是倒水，说话也很客气：亲家，路上辛苦了！</p>
<p>当知道我就是他未来女婿时，病了五天。</p>
<p class="f_center"><img onerror="javascript:this.style.opacity = 0;" src="https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2024%2F0423%2Fcd1d70e6j00sceb7c00c1c000j600nwc.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg" referrerpolicy="no-referrer"></p>
<p>她说这是个假新闻，因为她是瑞典人......</p>
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<p>难怪有些人能当站姐</p>
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<p>猜一个成语~</p>
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<p>【上期问】</p>
<p>说说你家乡的方言，糟糕怎么说？</p>
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<p>成熟了</p>
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