轻松一秒：女朋友穿上它，阁下该如何应对？
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<p>开篇提问：你爱吃香菜吗？</p>
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<p>哈喽大家下午好，我是实习生珍猪！喊出咱们的口号：轻松一秒，快乐十分！</p>
<p>眼一闭一睁，三天假期就过去了......有没有人替珍猪上班，珍猪能替你睡觉！</p>
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<p>今天来个小问题</p>
<p>领导批评你，你不是很开心，他说： “怎么，还说不得你吗？”</p>
<p>你会如何回应？</p>
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<p>【上期提问】</p>
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<p>会讲话就多讲点！</p>
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<p>1.这个洞是留给我打响指用的吗？</p>
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<p>你知道这个洞是干什么用的吗？</p>
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<p>2.这是给谁去送饭啊？</p>
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<p>3.女朋友穿上它，阁下该如何应对？</p>
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<p>4.连你也欺负我？</p>
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<p>5.每天坐到工位的第一件事</p>
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<p>6.看我拿屁股扇死你</p>
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<p>7.这还真是个学问</p>
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<p>8.这三轮车马上要碎了</p>
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<p>9.总有人整治社会</p>
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<p>10.一个猛子就睡下了</p>
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<p>11.当我听一些人的废话时如下</p>
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<p>12.什么都不能阻挡大爷赢钱的心</p>
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<p>你爱打牌吗？</p>
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<p>13.摸鱼现场</p>
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<p>你上班的时候会摸鱼吗？</p>
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<p>14.愿者上钩</p>
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<p>15.00后治理职场</p>
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<p>1.小偷跟随大哥，成功盗窃一户业主，得钱人民币50000元。回家的路上，小偷：“大哥，咱再回去一趟吧，我丢了东西在那里！”老大：“你疯了，回去会被警察抓的，丢的东西值钱吗？”小偷：“不值钱，也就20块钱。”老大：“不要了，走！”小偷：“老大，我丢的是身份证……“</p>
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<p>2.跟老婆要钱买烟，没要到坐在沙发上生闷气。儿子：“老爸，咋的了？”我：“还能咋的，你老妈太抠了，要二十块钱买包烟，都不肯。”儿子一听立马跑进房间，一会抱着存蓄罐出来：“老爸，你看。“说着把钱倒出来。我当时心里一阵激动：”儿子，老爸只要二十块就行了。“儿子一张一张地数，然后说：”我当你面数了，共二百三十五块。看你敢拿，我就告诉妈妈！“我：……</p>
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<p>3.“你好，你是常先生吗？”“恩，我是，你是哪位？”“我是交警大队的，你是不是擦破了别人的车？”“是的。但是我给车主留了电话了，不算逃逸吧”“你特[马]把电话号码刻在人家车上！你几个意思？”</p>
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<p>4.一朋友她老公是律师。专打离婚官司。她：“老公你以后别打离婚的官司了，把人家家庭都拆散了，有点缺德。”老公：“拆一对成全两对，积德行善。”......这告诉我们：思路的转变很重要～</p>
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<p>5.一日，老王骑摩托车路过一桥，见桥下一乞丐把桥上一砖头抠了下来，往里塞钱。次日，又路过，乞丐又抠砖塞钱，心想定是这乞丐藏钱之处。于是下了摩托车到桥下寻到砖头，抠开一看发现里面十块钱和一张纸条，上面写着：“十块钱留你打车，摩托车我骑走了。”抬头见乞丐骑着摩托，一溜烟走了……</p>
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<p>这社死来的太突然了</p>
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<p>今天的轻松一秒就先到这，我是实习生珍猪，希望今天的轻松一秒能让你呲牙乐呵一下，明天见886！</p>
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<p>今天的轻松一秒怎么样呢？请大家评价一下吧~</p>
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