轻松一刻：给你1200元买车，买什么车好呢？
<p>各位秋裤，你每个月开销大吗？</p>
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<p>秋子这个月想省钱，结果却花出去更多……</p>
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<p>于是我总结了一下我这辈子：</p>
<p>扣扣搜搜地花<em>了</em>很多钱</p>
<p>机机灵灵地上了很多次当</p>
<p>小心翼翼地闯了很多次祸</p>
<p>认认真真地做了很多马虎决定</p>
<p>我真的，尽力了！</p>
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<p>不过见到她，我就觉得我好多了。</p>
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<p>全世界最悲惨的新闻诞生了。</p>
<p>近日，江苏泰州，幸运的艾女士（化名）花了10元买彩票中了681万。不幸的是，中奖的那张彩票被洗碎了。</p>
<p>艾女士说，3月22日晚，和朋友闲着没事就到附近的彩票点去逛逛，先买了刮刮乐中了100块，大家都很开心，于是又买了彩票。结果第二天，看到了彩票店老板发布的中大奖的消息，她发现自己放在裤子口袋里的彩票被洗了个粉碎。</p>
<p>极具戏剧性的是，家里人互相不知道衣服已经洗过了，一筒衣服洗了3次。“滚筒的哦，”艾女士说着说着笑了起来，“这张彩票命中注定要稀碎！”她立即与彩票中心取得联系，遗憾的是，彩票中心回复，兑奖必须要有完整的彩票。</p>
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<p>为什么这些故事可以这么离谱？有彩票的衣服，一个滚筒洗了三次，你就说巧不巧？</p>
<p>其实我之前也中过50个亿，也让洗衣机洗了……</p>
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<p>中了，又没完全中……</p>
<p>难以想象，这泼天的富贵没接住，可能这就叫命里无时莫强求吧。</p>
<p>这个故事告诉我们：不要轻易买彩票，因为中奖了也会被自己洗掉。</p>
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<p>彩票故事真是花样百出，剧情丰富，我不信，除非我亲自中。</p>
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<p>怎么谁都能赚到钱，就我不能……</p>
<p>前段时间那个“受高人指点”，模仿科比的云南怒江黑曼巴，他10多天挣了8万多...</p>
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<p>3月27日，一位长沙网友在网上发视频求助，在健身房内使用器械健身时，碰到在同时间锻炼的女子手腕上的玉手镯，致玉镯碎裂，被索赔5000元，这究竟该不该赔？</p>
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<p>结果怎么样了？我玉镯都准备好了。</p>
<p>要是女子赢了，以后估计健身房都能有人抱着古董去，而且说赔多少就得赔多少。</p>
<p>今年赚钱的门路这不就出来了？</p>
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<p>你觉得这5000该不该赔？</p>
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<p>严肃点说，我觉得双方都有责任，这样吧，一人转我两千五吧，我的卡号是……</p>
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<p>如果按老话说，这是玉帮着挡灾呢，好事~</p>
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<p>谁来评评，这是个什么事……</p>
<p>3月25日，有网传视频和图片显示，在湖北武汉市洪山万科广场，一名年轻女子赤身裸体站立在商场内，时而捂着脸向行人靠近，时而趴在商场的咨询台处。</p>
<p>3月26日，洪山万科广场一名工作人员表示，网传情况属实，发现该名赤身裸体女子后，保安随即上前进行阻拦并遮挡，进行了报警处理。26日中午，武汉市洪山区张家湾派出所警方称，当天曾接到报警，民警有前往事发现场，目前正在按照流程处置。</p>
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<p>什么组织？？？我的男同事拿着手机急得团团转。</p>
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<p>是不是那个经常问“给你500万，你可以裸奔吗”的事实现了？</p>
<p>如果是你，给你500万，你敢裸奔吗？</p>
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<p>但不得不说，捂脸是对的。</p>
<p>不过这下全网都知道了……</p>
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<p>在外面裸奔真是太有勇气 ，我一般都是在家奔……</p>
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<p>有些癖好，不能轻易示人，代价有点的。</p>
<p>3月28日，北京市朝阳区三间房，外卖女骑手半月偷吃40多份外卖，“特能吃，最多一次竟然偷吃了5份外卖。”</p>
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<p>谁家大馋丫头啊，逮着一个地方羊毛薅，一次还吃这么多……</p>
<p>这是吃外卖吗，这吃的是自助！</p>
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<p>小偷：这是什么？楼梯，偷了！</p>
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<p>这下好了，进去之后饿不着了，管吃管住还送个玫瑰金手镯。</p>
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<p>偷外卖偷到铁板上了</p>
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<p>点过外卖的人最恨偷外卖的了，不仅损失钱，饿更让人想发疯。</p>
<p>这位骑手你就庆幸没偷我的外卖吧，要是偷我的外卖你可算是踢到棉花上了。</p>
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<p>这外卖点的，没脾气了我……</p>
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<p>冒饭了</p>
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<p>这要说伙食好，还得是攀枝花动物园。</p>
<p>3月28日，四川攀枝花“豹警官”意外走红，拉动20万人次打卡，在攀枝花动物园住上一室一厅 兴奋地在房间里踱来踱去。动物园回应：年纪大锻炼少，网友调侃：“2元的门票豹豹吃了1块8”</p>
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<p>把金钱豹养成海豹了。</p>
<p>豹：我感觉我吃不下了……</p>
<p>饲养员：你看这孩子，饿得都开始说胡话了~</p>
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<p>动物园旧旧的，但是每只动物都油光水滑的。</p>
<p>有网友说：大家都不用去攀枝花动物园，因为里面全部都是各种各样的“猪”。</p>
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<p>感觉这里的动物园，就算人失足掉到猛兽圈里也没事，太撑了，根本懒得动你。</p>
<p>感觉我能跑过它……我就一说，不要真去比跑！</p>
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<p>有豹吃个没够，有人买个没够。</p>
<p>3月23日，山东济宁，天气转热，女子和老公说想买单鞋，老公去翻了一下鞋柜，把妻子的所有单鞋全擦干净，放到阳台上，让其挑一挑，想穿的就穿，不想穿的扔掉。女子说：“搞得我最近都不好意思买鞋了。”</p>
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<p>看得出来女子很专一。</p>
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<p>不然还是别买了吧，再买都能玩消消乐了。</p>
<p>怎么做到的，买款式颜色基本一样的鞋？</p>
<p>女子：想买鞋是因为原来的鞋子配不上现在的气质了。</p>
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<p>他这么做一定有他的道理。</p>
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<p>我不想买衣服，我就想买点保值的东西。</p>
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<p>3月27日，飞儿乐队引发热议，起因是前主唱詹雯婷涉嫌诬告罪被起诉案今日再开庭，乐队另外2人出庭作证，3人竟然在法庭上再次合体。</p>
<p>据悉，詹雯婷此前控告陈建宁等人伪造文书，被反控诬告，经法院判定以诬告罪起诉。今日开庭传唤陈建宁、阿沁等人出庭作证，并定于5月14日起陆续开庭传证。</p>
<p>飞儿乐队于2004年出道，同年获得第16届湾湾金曲奖最佳新人奖，代表作有《千年之恋》《雨樱花》《月牙湾》。</p>
<p>2018年詹雯婷宣布退出，乐队引发质疑，并陷入此后的法律纠纷。</p>
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<p>好消息：飞儿乐队合体了！</p>
<p>坏消息：在法院合体 ……</p>
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<p>emmm…怎么不算合体呢？还是一种很新的合体方式！</p>
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<p>开完庭后有安可环节吗？</p>
<p>内啥，可以顺便在法庭开个演唱会吗？有点想看。</p>
<p>建议开场先唱《我们的爱》，因为爱过了确实就不再回来了。</p>
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<p>话说，你听过飞儿乐队的歌吗？这可是我的青春！</p>
<p>飞轮海以后不会也以这样的方式合体吧？</p>
<p>嗯，感觉也不是不行。</p>
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<p>最后，说一件令人感动的事。</p>
<p>3月28日消息，3月27日下午，多位北京师范大学的学生在网上发帖称，有一位老师在教室推荐自己一门在B站上开设的《社会科学概论》的网络课程，“免费的、没有学分、没有作业”。老师的诚意也感动了学生和网友，一夜涨粉20万，28日上午粉丝已经超过20万。</p>
<p>28日，上游新闻记者联系上了这位北师大老师，但他婉拒了采访。校方表示，目前正在了解相关情况。</p>
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<p>各位不好意思了，我以后也可以说自己是北大的交换生了，我的网课老师是陈志新。</p>
<p>我们山猪也吃上细糠了！</p>
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<p>老实本分的教书人，学校需要这样一心教学的老师。</p>
<p>总有人在名利场写诗，希望这样的老师能够被更多人看见。</p>
<p>好了，今天的一刻就到这里，我们下期再见~</p>
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<p>那天一家人在吃烧烤，我婆婆想让她孙子知道她的付出，就说，你看奶奶啃骨头，把鸡腿肉让给你吃了，你爱奶奶吗。我当时就想着我小时候吃各种菜我妈都会这样道德绑架我一遍，明明还有很大一碗肉，她偏要说的多吃一口我就没得吃一样。</p>
<p>我心里替那个四岁的小孩默哀，结果他说了一句:“骨头不是狗吃的吗？”</p>
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<p>是这样吗？</p>
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<p>猫一般是地位高的给地位低的舔毛。</p>
<p>朋友家养了30多只猫，每天地位最低的小弟被30个大佬轮流舔，自己想舔一下都不行，它一张嘴别的猫就来舔。</p>
<p>但地位最高的大佬也很累，每天要舔30来个小弟，嘴巴子也酸的不行。</p>
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<p>小兔载之</p>
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<p>我这个人除了穷点 丑点 懒点 事多点 嘴贱点 好色点 声音难听点 情商低点 智商低点 成分复杂点 脾气大点 精神乱点 还有什么缺点？</p>
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<p>确实离谱……</p>
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<p>减肥减不下去的可以试试那个16+8饮食法，16个热菜，8个凉菜。</p>
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<p>见过蹭WIFI的,没见过这么过分的！</p>
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<video id="VKTHT96HC" preload="true" controlslist="nodownload" width="100%" height="100%" controls="controls" style="object-fit: contain;" poster="http://videoimg.ws.126.net/cmssnapshot/20240329/zceU14923_0.jpg" data-vid="VKTHT96HC" alt="见过蹭WIFI的，没见过这么过分的"></video>
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hls.loadSource("https://flv0.bn.netease.com/349d3490dfc7feaa559d44eca71be9f5eb009414e829d62d08d027f849486b31f1d2df3cd41679535e218d79766495b9fb25b625493cb1dc23c87d52775ab377186da4d837d96c4e254d8faf4b246de55f1097ddf25deb1dd788b1333cc8d9bc0d144e2a71e13d965e7475792effddf100f8f1929f3cb6ff.m3u8")
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<p class="fn-right" style="height: 22px;line-height: 22px;overflow: hidden;font-size:12px;float: right; margin:0;padding:0;text-indent:0;"><a style="text-align: right;float: left;width: 300px;" href="https://www.163.com/v/video/VKTHT96HC.html" target="_blank" class="video-title">见过蹭WIFI的，没见过这么过分的</a> <span class="video-from" style="color: #a7a7a7;margin-left:10px">（来源：视频综合）</span></p>
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<p></p>
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<p>如果是你，你会怎么回答呢？</p>
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<p>【上期问】</p>
<p>全网征名，大家帮助一下这位可怜的爸爸~</p>
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<p>没毛病</p>
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