轻松一刻：二选一，你敢喝哪杯？
<p>各位秋裤，你喜欢吃冷饮吗？</p>
<p><!--vote(v326737)--></p>
<p><!--StartFragment--></p>
<p>这还没到夏天呢，秋子已经开始练习吃冰减肥了。</p>
<p>听说食物加冰，吃了就是0卡。</p>
<p class="f_center"><img onerror="javascript:this.style.opacity = 0;" src="https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2024%2F0320%2F639458a0j00sandqh00jhc000j600lcc.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg" referrerpolicy="no-referrer"></p>
<p>事实证明，确实有效。</p>
<p>秋子今天连喝两杯冰饮，现在已经在厕所蹲带薪蹿稀半小时了。</p>
<p>这明天不得猛猛瘦它个一斤啊！</p>
<p>二选一，你敢喝哪杯？</p>
<p><!--pkvote(v326738)--></p>
<p class="f_center"><img onerror="javascript:this.style.opacity = 0;" src="https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2024%2F0320%2Fb0017f82j00sandqh00m6c000kc00luc.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg" referrerpolicy="no-referrer"></p>
<p>这减肥呢，就怕饭瘾上来了，现在找到解决办法了！</p>
<p class="f_center"><img onerror="javascript:this.style.opacity = 0;" src="https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2024%2F0320%2F21f9398bj00sandqh00fqc000da00hqc.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg" referrerpolicy="no-referrer"></p>
<p>待我进去住俩月，出来绝对瘦成一道闪电！</p>
<p>除了管住嘴，还要迈开腿，狗都开始负重训练了，何况我们人类！</p>
<p class="f_center"><img onerror="javascript:this.style.opacity = 0;" src="https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2024%2F0320%2F6005bfc9p00sandqg005ic000ic0032c.png&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg" referrerpolicy="no-referrer"></p>
<p>3月19日，山东，有网友拍到主人带两只小狗出门散步，狗的散步方式引人注意，竟然是叠！高！高！网友:头次见小狗出门有小狗坐骑的。</p>
<p><style>
#endText .video-info a{text-decoration:none;color: #000;}
#endText .video-info a:hover{color:#d34747;}
#endText .video-list li{overflow:hidden;float: left; list-style:none; width: 132px;height: 118px; position: relative;margin:8px 3px 0px 0px;}
#entText .video-list a,#endText .video-list a:visited{text-decoration:none;color:#fff;}
#endText .video-list .overlay{text-align: left; padding: 0px 6px; background-color: #313131; font-size: 12px; width: 120px; position: absolute; bottom: 0px; left: 0px; height: 26px; line-height: 26px; overflow: hidden;color: #fff; }
#endText .video-list .on{border-bottom: 8px solid #c4282b;}
#endText .video-list .play{width: 20px; height: 20px; background:url(http://static.ws.126.net/video/img14/zhuzhan/play.png);position: absolute;right: 12px; top: 62px;opacity: 0.7; color:#fff;filter:alpha(opacity=70); _background: none; _filter:progid:DXImageTransform.Microsoft.AlphaImageLoader(src="http://static.ws.126.net/video/img14/zhuzhan/play.png"); }
#endText .video-list a:hover .play{opacity: 1;filter:alpha(opacity=100);_filter:progid:DXImageTransform.Microsoft.AlphaImageLoader(src="http://static.ws.126.net/video/img14/zhuzhan/play.png");}
</style> <script src="https://static.ws.126.net/163/f2e/libs/hls.min.js"></script></p>
<div class="video-wrapper" style="margin: 10px auto;background: #F5F5F5;">
<div class="video-inner" style="padding: 25px;padding-bottom:20px;">
<div class="video" style="height: 435px; background: #000;">
<video id="VKSQQBOEV" preload="true" controlslist="nodownload" width="100%" height="100%" controls="controls" style="object-fit: contain;" poster="http://videoimg.ws.126.net/cmssnapshot/20240320/UpRP40100_0.jpg" data-vid="VKSQQBOEV" alt="头一次见小狗叠高高"></video>
</div>
<script>
if(Hls && Hls.isSupported()) {
var hls = new Hls();
hls.loadSource("https://flv0.bn.netease.com/1f0a0b59fbfc1b740999c720a3e73132d67227c1296ff9cd7a4193699faf462a935d41d10f5d62f647fa55dbb68ca77c0fcc9f4d70840d8b1bf4dfb5d0b48f7e7c7b062f187d58c1cc8a6e04f94624f5567961a54ce5c8d6736ee6b37e3d391bce4b8b1b817aeeb62cb4967226e8349b676b8f95f6b6646b.m3u8")
hls.attachMedia(document.getElementById("VKSQQBOEV"))
}
</script>
<div class="video-info clearfix" style="margin: 16px 0 0px 0px;height:20px;line-height:20px;">
<p class="fn-right" style="height: 22px;line-height: 22px;overflow: hidden;font-size:12px;float: right; margin:0;padding:0;text-indent:0;"><a style="text-align: right;float: left;width: 300px;" href="https://www.163.com/v/video/VKSQQBOEV.html" target="_blank" class="video-title">头一次见小狗叠高高</a> <span class="video-from" style="color: #a7a7a7;margin-left:10px">（来源：视频综合）</span></p>
</div>
<div class="video-list">
<ul class="clearfix" style="margin:0;padding:0;list-style:none;width:540px;">
</ul>
</div>
</div>
</div>
<p></p>
<p>这年头狗都有坐骑了……</p>
<p>小白狗：青春没有售价，骑基直达拉萨~</p>
<p class="f_center"><img onerror="javascript:this.style.opacity = 0;" src="https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2024%2F0320%2F3ab32d63j00sandqh00fsc000j600m7c.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg" referrerpolicy="no-referrer"></p>
<p>是柯基，也是司机。</p>
<p>想知道小白狗是怎么说服小黑狗当司机的？</p>
<p class="f_center"><img onerror="javascript:this.style.opacity = 0;" src="https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2024%2F0320%2F35738fa1j00sandqh00cyc000eq00glc.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg" referrerpolicy="no-referrer"></p>
<p>小狗狗有什么坏心思，他只是不想走路罢了~</p>
<p>柯基：都是狗，凭什么！</p>
<p class="f_center"><img onerror="javascript:this.style.opacity = 0;" src="https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2024%2F0320%2F6d85dd7cj00sandqh008rc000cv00e7c.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg" referrerpolicy="no-referrer"></p>
<p class="f_center"><img onerror="javascript:this.style.opacity = 0;" src="https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2024%2F0320%2Ff3bf5852j00sandqj00l8c000ks00l8c.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg" referrerpolicy="no-referrer"></p>
<p>下次见了告诉它，骑狗烂裤裆。</p>
<p class="f_center"><img onerror="javascript:this.style.opacity = 0;" src="https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2024%2F0320%2F9b5e9e5fj00sandqj00azc000o000dic.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg" referrerpolicy="no-referrer"></p>
<p>还得是大爷的狗，狗子都比别人家的“稳重”。</p>
<p>柯基：我现在的臀已经翘到可以顶起一只比熊了哦~</p>
<p class="f_center"><img onerror="javascript:this.style.opacity = 0;" src="https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2024%2F0320%2Fbd1715c5j00sandqj00mtc000hq00rsc.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg" referrerpolicy="no-referrer"></p>
<p>底盘低就是稳，关键顶个狗腰都不塌，我的核心还不如狗……</p>
<p class="f_center"><img onerror="javascript:this.style.opacity = 0;" src="https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2024%2F0320%2F54feb6e3j00sandqj00bgc000ji00k7c.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg" referrerpolicy="no-referrer"></p>
<p>有些人在羊眼里，可能比狗还够。</p>
<p class="f_center"><img onerror="javascript:this.style.opacity = 0;" src="https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2024%2F0320%2Ff576ae6aj00sandqj00gjc000gs00nnc.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg" referrerpolicy="no-referrer"></p>
<p>阿尔泰山脉附近的哈萨克游牧民族是如何洗羊的？尽可能远地用力地将羊扔进河里，然后羊会拼命游回岸边，身上就洗干净了。洗干净之后就抓起来剪毛，然后拿去卖钱。</p>
<p class="f_center"><img onerror="javascript:this.style.opacity = 0;" src="https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2024%2F0320%2F231d8cbfj00sandql00yic000j600src.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg" referrerpolicy="no-referrer"></p>
<p class="f_center"><img onerror="javascript:this.style.opacity = 0;" src="https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2024%2F0320%2F13693ea9j00sandrt00nfc000j600csc.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg" referrerpolicy="no-referrer"></p>
<p class="f_center"><img onerror="javascript:this.style.opacity = 0;" src="https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2024%2F0320%2F08f16daaj00sandql00jyc000j600csc.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg" referrerpolicy="no-referrer"></p>
<p class="f_center"><img onerror="javascript:this.style.opacity = 0;" src="https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2024%2F0320%2Fbf11e483j00sandql00f2c000j600csc.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg" referrerpolicy="no-referrer"></p>
<p class="f_center"><img onerror="javascript:this.style.opacity = 0;" src="https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2024%2F0320%2F26287859j00sandql00m6c000j600csc.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg" referrerpolicy="no-referrer"></p>
<p>羊：？？？</p>
<p class="f_center"><img onerror="javascript:this.style.opacity = 0;" src="https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2024%2F0320%2Fb021ae03j00sandqm00khc000hp00l6c.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg" referrerpolicy="no-referrer"></p>
<p>太硬核了，这就是传说中的“洗羊羊”吧~</p>
<p>想问会提前在河里撒洗衣液吗？</p>
<p class="f_center"><img onerror="javascript:this.style.opacity = 0;" src="https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2024%2F0320%2F018804b7j00sandqm003oc0006j005zc.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg" referrerpolicy="no-referrer"></p>
<p>这棕色的还不好判断干净了没。</p>
<p>如果洗不干净，会多扔几次吗？</p>
<p class="f_center"><img onerror="javascript:this.style.opacity = 0;" src="https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2024%2F0320%2F89ed9f4ej00sandqm006nc0009i008sc.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg" referrerpolicy="no-referrer"></p>
<p>女子：别瞎扔了好吗？</p>
<p>3月19日，江西，一女子上厕所被天降小猫砸到头 。</p>
<p>女生正在上厕所，天花板上突然掉下一只猫，女生：你别叫了 我才要叫 网友：猿粪呐！收了吧！</p>
<p class="f_center"><img onerror="javascript:this.style.opacity = 0;" src="https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2024%2F0320%2F8b7d8c17j00sandqm004zc0006y00aec.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg" referrerpolicy="no-referrer"></p>
<p class="f_center"><img onerror="javascript:this.style.opacity = 0;" src="https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2024%2F0320%2F7fb9c2fdj00sandqq004kc0006u00bmc.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg" referrerpolicy="no-referrer"></p>
<p>天空一声巨响，猫咪闪亮登场。</p>
<p>惊不惊喜，意不意外？</p>
<p class="f_center"><img onerror="javascript:this.style.opacity = 0;" src="https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2024%2F0320%2Fe5e1f4f1j00sandqn0090c000g200h5c.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg" referrerpolicy="no-referrer"></p>
<p>咪咪：我从东土大唐来，西天拜佛求经去，途中路过你家厕所，差点断送取经路。</p>
<p class="f_center"><img onerror="javascript:this.style.opacity = 0;" src="https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2024%2F0320%2Fb562ee02j00sandqo00mkc000hs00hsc.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg" referrerpolicy="no-referrer"></p>
<p>在人最脆弱的时候出现，这位女生以后上厕所有阴影了。</p>
<p>不如把它抱回家，让它知道社会的险恶！</p>
<p class="f_center"><img onerror="javascript:this.style.opacity = 0;" src="https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2024%2F0320%2Fb79e7494j00sandqo00brc000h600f6c.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg" referrerpolicy="no-referrer"></p>
<p>3月19日，安徽合肥，男生宿舍“名场面”，#猫咪在舍友床上生孩子 整个寝室都沸腾了拿出手机拍照，室友：我终于要当“爸爸”了~</p>
<p class="f_center"><img onerror="javascript:this.style.opacity = 0;" src="https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2024%2F0320%2F6db368b3j00sandqo0051c0007300a5c.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg" referrerpolicy="no-referrer"></p>
<p class="f_center"><img onerror="javascript:this.style.opacity = 0;" src="https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2024%2F0320%2F9bb31f80j00sandqp003ic0007000arc.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg" referrerpolicy="no-referrer"></p>
<p>声音小点，别吵到产妇坐月子！</p>
<p class="f_center"><img onerror="javascript:this.style.opacity = 0;" src="https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2024%2F0320%2F001839fbj00sandqq00e2c000k000f0c.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg" referrerpolicy="no-referrer"></p>
<p>家长：脏死，赶紧扔掉，怎么还生在床上了？</p>
<p>大学生：我要当爹了~</p>
<p class="f_center"><img onerror="javascript:this.style.opacity = 0;" src="https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2024%2F0320%2F52065d89j00sandqr00avc000o900zuc.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg" referrerpolicy="no-referrer"></p>
<p>说吧，是你们几个谁的崽子？</p>
<p class="f_center"><img onerror="javascript:this.style.opacity = 0;" src="https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2024%2F0320%2F02ff1d43j00sandqr00nuc000j600rkc.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg" referrerpolicy="no-referrer"></p>
<p>以后简历上的实践经历：本科期间让黑猫诞下五子。</p>
<p class="f_center"><img onerror="javascript:this.style.opacity = 0;" src="https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2024%2F0320%2F20ebb0b2j00sandqr009rc000ov00gkc.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg" referrerpolicy="no-referrer"></p>
<p>这要是满月，你们寝室不得办个席啊？</p>
<p class="f_center"><img onerror="javascript:this.style.opacity = 0;" src="https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2024%2F0320%2F3241357cj00sandqt0109c000u000swc.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg" referrerpolicy="no-referrer"></p>
<p>现在的年轻人，真的很有意思。</p>
<p>近日，天津。一名男子在台球店里下跪乞讨时，00后的店长和顾客一起冲着男子下跪，“反制”男子乞讨行为。</p>
<p>台球店店员称，乞讨男子打扰顾客打球，冲男子下跪的人中，除了店长全是店里的顾客。之后大爷不停磕头，磕得很响。店长怕出事，就给钱打发了。</p>
<p><style>
#endText .video-info a{text-decoration:none;color: #000;}
#endText .video-info a:hover{color:#d34747;}
#endText .video-list li{overflow:hidden;float: left; list-style:none; width: 132px;height: 118px; position: relative;margin:8px 3px 0px 0px;}
#entText .video-list a,#endText .video-list a:visited{text-decoration:none;color:#fff;}
#endText .video-list .overlay{text-align: left; padding: 0px 6px; background-color: #313131; font-size: 12px; width: 120px; position: absolute; bottom: 0px; left: 0px; height: 26px; line-height: 26px; overflow: hidden;color: #fff; }
#endText .video-list .on{border-bottom: 8px solid #c4282b;}
#endText .video-list .play{width: 20px; height: 20px; background:url(http://static.ws.126.net/video/img14/zhuzhan/play.png);position: absolute;right: 12px; top: 62px;opacity: 0.7; color:#fff;filter:alpha(opacity=70); _background: none; _filter:progid:DXImageTransform.Microsoft.AlphaImageLoader(src="http://static.ws.126.net/video/img14/zhuzhan/play.png"); }
#endText .video-list a:hover .play{opacity: 1;filter:alpha(opacity=100);_filter:progid:DXImageTransform.Microsoft.AlphaImageLoader(src="http://static.ws.126.net/video/img14/zhuzhan/play.png");}
</style> <script src="https://static.ws.126.net/163/f2e/libs/hls.min.js"></script></p>
<div class="video-wrapper" style="margin: 10px auto;background: #F5F5F5;">
<div class="video-inner" style="padding: 25px;padding-bottom:20px;">
<div class="video" style="height: 435px; background: #000;">
<video id="VKSQQAG6Q" preload="true" controlslist="nodownload" width="100%" height="100%" controls="controls" style="object-fit: contain;" poster="http://videoimg.ws.126.net/cmssnapshot/20240320/MnOI40054_0.jpg" data-vid="VKSQQAG6Q" alt="男子乞讨被00后集体下跪反制"></video>
</div>
<script>
if(Hls && Hls.isSupported()) {
var hls = new Hls();
hls.loadSource("https://flv0.bn.netease.com/1f0a0b59fbfc1b7476e2f95d7d33bb7727a3d46f57f306004e78007ce6f60a44d3adbc7db67cd43fa899a6fee4f7f27d9c790cbabebba2631ba5dcee68e87b62c9dcfa1268b9c034814ed785b28742bcc5527aee66a28916c59cf5d349dbe2f7232e911d3afc7d5ee6dcfa717279aba4b8b148a48aab55c6.m3u8")
hls.attachMedia(document.getElementById("VKSQQAG6Q"))
}
</script>
<div class="video-info clearfix" style="margin: 16px 0 0px 0px;height:20px;line-height:20px;">
<p class="fn-right" style="height: 22px;line-height: 22px;overflow: hidden;font-size:12px;float: right; margin:0;padding:0;text-indent:0;"><a style="text-align: right;float: left;width: 300px;" href="https://www.163.com/v/video/VKSQQAG6Q.html" target="_blank" class="video-title">男子乞讨被00后集体下跪反制</a> <span class="video-from" style="color: #a7a7a7;margin-left:10px">（来源：视频综合）</span></p>
</div>
<div class="video-list">
<ul class="clearfix" style="margin:0;padding:0;list-style:none;width:540px;">
</ul>
</div>
</div>
</div>
<p></p>
<p>用魔法对抗魔法。</p>
<p class="f_center"><img onerror="javascript:this.style.opacity = 0;" src="https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2024%2F0320%2Fefe1b110j00sandqr008cc000f500asc.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg" referrerpolicy="no-referrer"></p>
<p>00后：只要我不尴尬，尴尬的就是你！</p>
<p>大爷：怎么，想挑战我的专业性？</p>
<p class="f_center"><img onerror="javascript:this.style.opacity = 0;" src="https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2024%2F0320%2Ff30a0e19j00sandqs00cec000en00aoc.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg" referrerpolicy="no-referrer"></p>
<p>看来，大爷的家学后继有人了。</p>
<p class="f_center"><img onerror="javascript:this.style.opacity = 0;" src="https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2024%2F0320%2Fa0af745ej00sandqs004cc000cg0070c.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg" referrerpolicy="no-referrer"></p>
<p>有手有脚的明明可以自己挣钱，非要以这种方式乞讨。</p>
<p class="f_center"><img onerror="javascript:this.style.opacity = 0;" src="https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2024%2F0320%2F594fc6eaj00sandqt0087c000co00d1c.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg" referrerpolicy="no-referrer"></p>
<p>如果遇到这种乞讨者，你会给钱吗？</p>
<p>来钱的路子，真是各种各样。</p>
<p>3月18日（采访时间），美国洛杉矶，25岁，来自贵州山村小伙在美国卖"三蹦子"，自主创业第一天就进账10000美金，"美国人看到车的第一反应就是太赞了"</p>
<p class="f_center"><img onerror="javascript:this.style.opacity = 0;" src="https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2024%2F0320%2F8e246ff1j00sandqu00pdc000gq00m8c.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg" referrerpolicy="no-referrer"></p>
<p>我是不是应该过去开个修三蹦子的店？</p>
<p class="f_center"><img onerror="javascript:this.style.opacity = 0;" src="https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2024%2F0320%2F222b0f95j00sandqt0069c000cr00ayc.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg" referrerpolicy="no-referrer"></p>
<p>有头脑的小伙子，年入千万不是梦啊。</p>
<p>听我的，充电器单卖！充电器单卖！充电器单卖！</p>
<p class="f_center"><img onerror="javascript:this.style.opacity = 0;" src="https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2024%2F0320%2F966a7ce1j00sandqu00hjc000f400dwc.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg" referrerpolicy="no-referrer"></p>
<p>年轻人们，操练起来！</p>
<p>学校进行消防演练，女生：是的，火灾演练浇的就是我们的宿舍。</p>
<p class="f_center"><img onerror="javascript:this.style.opacity = 0;" src="http://cms-bucket.ws.126.net/2024/0320/a2cf5e0fg00sandqv02wcc0008o00b9c.gif" referrerpolicy="no-referrer"></p>
<p>消防员：灵魂汁子，浇给！</p>
<p class="f_center"><img onerror="javascript:this.style.opacity = 0;" src="https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2024%2F0320%2F0547d4efj00sandqu003mc000bq006kc.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg" referrerpolicy="no-referrer"></p>
<p>第一次不羡慕别人家带阳台的宿舍了。</p>
<p>好惨，但是好想笑。</p>
<p>女生：校长，你准备给我们宿舍保研的名额吧！</p>
<p class="f_center"><img onerror="javascript:this.style.opacity = 0;" src="https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2024%2F0320%2F7e42b5f6j00sandqv0090c000dw00dwc.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg" referrerpolicy="no-referrer"></p>
<p>如此小心翼翼的孩子，我还是第一次见。</p>
<p>3月18日，河北秦皇岛。2岁萌娃白天被邻居多次在业主群中点名投诉扰民，孩子妈妈阚女士只好让孩子轻轻走路，每次一说萌娃瞬间就不会走路了，看起来小心翼翼蹑手蹑脚。</p>
<p>阚女士表示自己也没有什么好的办法，现在给孩子买了静音鞋，希望不要再打扰到邻居们了。</p>
<p><style>
#endText .video-info a{text-decoration:none;color: #000;}
#endText .video-info a:hover{color:#d34747;}
#endText .video-list li{overflow:hidden;float: left; list-style:none; width: 132px;height: 118px; position: relative;margin:8px 3px 0px 0px;}
#entText .video-list a,#endText .video-list a:visited{text-decoration:none;color:#fff;}
#endText .video-list .overlay{text-align: left; padding: 0px 6px; background-color: #313131; font-size: 12px; width: 120px; position: absolute; bottom: 0px; left: 0px; height: 26px; line-height: 26px; overflow: hidden;color: #fff; }
#endText .video-list .on{border-bottom: 8px solid #c4282b;}
#endText .video-list .play{width: 20px; height: 20px; background:url(http://static.ws.126.net/video/img14/zhuzhan/play.png);position: absolute;right: 12px; top: 62px;opacity: 0.7; color:#fff;filter:alpha(opacity=70); _background: none; _filter:progid:DXImageTransform.Microsoft.AlphaImageLoader(src="http://static.ws.126.net/video/img14/zhuzhan/play.png"); }
#endText .video-list a:hover .play{opacity: 1;filter:alpha(opacity=100);_filter:progid:DXImageTransform.Microsoft.AlphaImageLoader(src="http://static.ws.126.net/video/img14/zhuzhan/play.png");}
</style> <script src="https://static.ws.126.net/163/f2e/libs/hls.min.js"></script></p>
<div class="video-wrapper" style="margin: 10px auto;background: #F5F5F5;">
<div class="video-inner" style="padding: 25px;padding-bottom:20px;">
<div class="video" style="height: 435px; background: #000;">
<video id="VKSQQ9BM1" preload="true" controlslist="nodownload" width="100%" height="100%" controls="controls" style="object-fit: contain;" poster="http://videoimg.ws.126.net/cmssnapshot/20240320/dUWm40029_0.jpg" data-vid="VKSQQ9BM1" alt="2岁萌娃被投诉扰民吓得不会走路"></video>
</div>
<script>
if(Hls && Hls.isSupported()) {
var hls = new Hls();
hls.loadSource("https://flv0.bn.netease.com/1f0a0b59fbfc1b741bf27ac83a2954ce145e789a8c3280ec1d42da6945ba3227e0c14afc6476679624f9b98f5501cd898c1ffa32a96f31b9b8c1d2b40af6bb608fabc9f8fcb61fd6f9854baee6c0485f04065666d33d17e305cd03cf25cd22fc46a9745b99a52c7febf2d815b8baaddc000868548bb49820.m3u8")
hls.attachMedia(document.getElementById("VKSQQ9BM1"))
}
</script>
<div class="video-info clearfix" style="margin: 16px 0 0px 0px;height:20px;line-height:20px;">
<p class="fn-right" style="height: 22px;line-height: 22px;overflow: hidden;font-size:12px;float: right; margin:0;padding:0;text-indent:0;"><a style="text-align: right;float: left;width: 300px;" href="https://www.163.com/v/video/VKSQQ9BM1.html" target="_blank" class="video-title">2岁萌娃被投诉扰民吓得不会走路</a> <span class="video-from" style="color: #a7a7a7;margin-left:10px">（来源：视频综合）</span></p>
</div>
<div class="video-list">
<ul class="clearfix" style="margin:0;padding:0;list-style:none;width:540px;">
</ul>
</div>
</div>
</div>
<p></p>
<p>看吧，这世界上是有正常人存在的，而不是一口一个ta还是个孩子管不了。</p>
<p class="f_center"><img onerror="javascript:this.style.opacity = 0;" src="https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2024%2F0320%2F84508a42j00sandqv0051c000j600ezc.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg" referrerpolicy="no-referrer"></p>
<p>有时候明明是墙太不隔音了。</p>
<p>现在的房子隔音真的一塌糊涂，别说小孩走路，楼上放啥电视我都知道。</p>
<p>尤其是口罩期间，四邻的咳嗽声，那楼板都要震两震。</p>
<p>不过也不排除孩子真的皮，尤其是光脚板走路，那噪音是真的大。</p>
<p class="f_center"><img onerror="javascript:this.style.opacity = 0;" src="https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2024%2F0320%2F3e9d0d20j00sandqw00e8c000u000hpc.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg" referrerpolicy="no-referrer"></p>
<p>你家的隔音好吗？</p>
<p>如果隔音不好就该听到她骂人的声音了。</p>
<p>陕西绥德县的网络主播“张美丽”，靠在直播和短视频中辱骂母亲等出格行为成为网红。“张美丽”走红后，不少主播争相模仿其低俗行为，还有主播为蹭流量专门到直播间找茬挨骂，借此引流带货。</p>
<p>随着流量暴增，“张美丽”的行为越发失控。她不仅吃“霸王餐”、乘车不给钱，还编出各种顺口溜，甚至影响到当地中小学生。</p>
<p>接到大量举报后，警方调查取证，依法对“张美丽”进行了传唤。最终，“张美丽”被封号，当地检察院以涉嫌寻衅滋事罪依法对张某批准逮捕，7名参与雇佣张某进行低俗直播的相关人员也被依法行政处罚。</p>
<p>提醒：互联网不是法外之地，恶俗不能成为网红符号。人人都应守住底线，为自身言行负责，共创良好的网络环境！</p>
<p><style>
#endText .video-info a{text-decoration:none;color: #000;}
#endText .video-info a:hover{color:#d34747;}
#endText .video-list li{overflow:hidden;float: left; list-style:none; width: 132px;height: 118px; position: relative;margin:8px 3px 0px 0px;}
#entText .video-list a,#endText .video-list a:visited{text-decoration:none;color:#fff;}
#endText .video-list .overlay{text-align: left; padding: 0px 6px; background-color: #313131; font-size: 12px; width: 120px; position: absolute; bottom: 0px; left: 0px; height: 26px; line-height: 26px; overflow: hidden;color: #fff; }
#endText .video-list .on{border-bottom: 8px solid #c4282b;}
#endText .video-list .play{width: 20px; height: 20px; background:url(http://static.ws.126.net/video/img14/zhuzhan/play.png);position: absolute;right: 12px; top: 62px;opacity: 0.7; color:#fff;filter:alpha(opacity=70); _background: none; _filter:progid:DXImageTransform.Microsoft.AlphaImageLoader(src="http://static.ws.126.net/video/img14/zhuzhan/play.png"); }
#endText .video-list a:hover .play{opacity: 1;filter:alpha(opacity=100);_filter:progid:DXImageTransform.Microsoft.AlphaImageLoader(src="http://static.ws.126.net/video/img14/zhuzhan/play.png");}
</style> <script src="https://static.ws.126.net/163/f2e/libs/hls.min.js"></script></p>
<div class="video-wrapper" style="margin: 10px auto;background: #F5F5F5;">
<div class="video-inner" style="padding: 25px;padding-bottom:20px;">
<div class="video" style="height: 435px; background: #000;">
<video id="VKSQQI4IK" preload="true" controlslist="nodownload" width="100%" height="100%" controls="controls" style="object-fit: contain;" poster="http://videoimg.ws.126.net/cmssnapshot/20240320/udxr40268_0.jpg" data-vid="VKSQQI4IK" alt="主播靠辱骂母亲走红被批捕封号"></video>
</div>
<script>
if(Hls && Hls.isSupported()) {
var hls = new Hls();
hls.loadSource("https://flv0.bn.netease.com/1f0a0b59fbfc1b748d545768ad42b8c6f58c114391f199cfc21eafd09cfbfea0eea308b7169093c94684d9f466007db39bc1514eb26aec069b1b1b0afaff1274eb6c908777e882e772d368d4d5505639dcd8091b5f5596ee552f7b7adf2dc6a5688d71826e2db9828ec3cd6f24ba39c3f553d2bea545a80b.m3u8")
hls.attachMedia(document.getElementById("VKSQQI4IK"))
}
</script>
<div class="video-info clearfix" style="margin: 16px 0 0px 0px;height:20px;line-height:20px;">
<p class="fn-right" style="height: 22px;line-height: 22px;overflow: hidden;font-size:12px;float: right; margin:0;padding:0;text-indent:0;"><a style="text-align: right;float: left;width: 300px;" href="https://www.163.com/v/video/VKSQQI4IK.html" target="_blank" class="video-title">主播靠辱骂母亲走红被批捕封号</a> <span class="video-from" style="color: #a7a7a7;margin-left:10px">（来源：视频综合）</span></p>
</div>
<div class="video-list">
<ul class="clearfix" style="margin:0;padding:0;list-style:none;width:540px;">
</ul>
</div>
</div>
</div>
<p></p>
<p>到底是谁在给这种人流量啊？这都能成为大网红？</p>
<p class="f_center"><img onerror="javascript:this.style.opacity = 0;" src="https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2024%2F0320%2Fa4ef62bbj00sandqw00g7c000ff00loc.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg" referrerpolicy="no-referrer"></p>
<p class="f_center"><img onerror="javascript:this.style.opacity = 0;" src="https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2024%2F0320%2F73eb2d52j00sandqw0038c000hz0085c.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg" referrerpolicy="no-referrer"></p>
<p>互联网不是法外之地，恶俗不能成为网红符号。人人都应守住底线</p>
<p>好了，今天的一刻就到这里，我们下期再见~</p>
<p>以上</p>
<p class="f_center"><img onerror="javascript:this.style.opacity = 0;" src="https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2024%2F0320%2Fadbb2d1bp00sandqw005bc000ic0032c.png&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg" referrerpolicy="no-referrer"></p>
<p>在深圳出去玩，想体验下洋马，遂找鸡头，鸡头问我要俄罗斯还是乌克兰的，问我支持普京还是泽连斯基，我说这有什么讲究吗，他说，你的每一个选择都影响世界格局，你选择俄罗斯妹子，俄罗斯妹子会把资金寄回去，变成子弹打向乌克兰，选择乌克兰妹子，她也会寄回乌克兰，购买军火反抗，我犹豫了半天，这影响真的大，我的一次选择居然有可能是三战导火索，后来我觉得不能破坏世界格局，两个一起选了。</p>
<p class="f_center"><img onerror="javascript:this.style.opacity = 0;" src="https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2024%2F0320%2F3f1cd2e4j00sandqy00muc000j600pkc.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg" referrerpolicy="no-referrer"></p>
<p>感谢当年宽裕的自己接济现在贫困的我</p>
<p class="f_center"><img onerror="javascript:this.style.opacity = 0;" src="https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2024%2F0320%2Fbb472d3ej00sandqx002zc000j600e9c.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg" referrerpolicy="no-referrer"></p>
<p>正解！</p>
<p class="f_center"><img onerror="javascript:this.style.opacity = 0;" src="https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2024%2F0320%2F04d821c8j00sandqy00dnc000j600z2c.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg" referrerpolicy="no-referrer"></p>
<p>？？？</p>
<p class="f_center"><img onerror="javascript:this.style.opacity = 0;" src="https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2024%2F0320%2F5c177a36j00sandqz00jzc000u0015ic.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg" referrerpolicy="no-referrer"></p>
<p>一句话形容公司氛围：工资也是死的，规矩是死的，人也是死的</p>
<p class="f_center"><img onerror="javascript:this.style.opacity = 0;" src="https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2024%2F0320%2Fd64d24d1j00sandqy00gcc000c300ktc.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg" referrerpolicy="no-referrer"></p>
<p>我学习有一个特点，我学东西比较慢，但是只要我记住之后，我忘得比别人还快。</p>
<p class="f_center"><img onerror="javascript:this.style.opacity = 0;" src="https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2024%2F0320%2Fe9af0268j00sandr000qmc000sn00ivc.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg" referrerpolicy="no-referrer"></p>
<p>别人的生活期望：悄悄拔尖然后惊艳所有人。</p>
<p>我的生活期望是：再坚持一下，马上发工资了</p>
<p>找工作真是越来越有趣了</p>
<p class="f_center"><img onerror="javascript:this.style.opacity = 0;" src="https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2024%2F0320%2Fc4df9443j00sandr00095c000j600r6c.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg" referrerpolicy="no-referrer"></p>
<p>正准备辞职却被公司裁了</p>
<p class="f_center"><img onerror="javascript:this.style.opacity = 0;" src="https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2024%2F0320%2Fde941e82j00sandqz0057c000j6009kc.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg" referrerpolicy="no-referrer"></p>
<p>我一兄弟，昨天晚上跟我说，他认识了一位领导的女鹅，但是人家没看上他，找我喝酒。我当时纠结考虑再三准备牺牲自己，拉着醉酒的他说，你把她微信推给我，我就不信了!</p>
<p>今天早上终于通过了微信验证，我介绍我是兄弟推荐来的。</p>
<p>她说，真是大蛤蟆带小蛤蟆，路上瞎蹦跶。</p>
<p class="f_center"><img onerror="javascript:this.style.opacity = 0;" src="https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2024%2F0320%2F5164a059j00sandr1009yc000zk00t0c.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg" referrerpolicy="no-referrer"></p>
<p>？</p>
<p class="f_center"><img onerror="javascript:this.style.opacity = 0;" src="https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2024%2F0320%2F57888cd1j00sandr100chc000k600hhc.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg" referrerpolicy="no-referrer"></p>
<p class="f_center"><img onerror="javascript:this.style.opacity = 0;" src="https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2024%2F0320%2F580e60a0p00sandr1004oc000ic0032c.png&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg" referrerpolicy="no-referrer"></p>
<p>我叫虎子！</p>
<p><style>
#endText .video-info a{text-decoration:none;color: #000;}
#endText .video-info a:hover{color:#d34747;}
#endText .video-list li{overflow:hidden;float: left; list-style:none; width: 132px;height: 118px; position: relative;margin:8px 3px 0px 0px;}
#entText .video-list a,#endText .video-list a:visited{text-decoration:none;color:#fff;}
#endText .video-list .overlay{text-align: left; padding: 0px 6px; background-color: #313131; font-size: 12px; width: 120px; position: absolute; bottom: 0px; left: 0px; height: 26px; line-height: 26px; overflow: hidden;color: #fff; }
#endText .video-list .on{border-bottom: 8px solid #c4282b;}
#endText .video-list .play{width: 20px; height: 20px; background:url(http://static.ws.126.net/video/img14/zhuzhan/play.png);position: absolute;right: 12px; top: 62px;opacity: 0.7; color:#fff;filter:alpha(opacity=70); _background: none; _filter:progid:DXImageTransform.Microsoft.AlphaImageLoader(src="http://static.ws.126.net/video/img14/zhuzhan/play.png"); }
#endText .video-list a:hover .play{opacity: 1;filter:alpha(opacity=100);_filter:progid:DXImageTransform.Microsoft.AlphaImageLoader(src="http://static.ws.126.net/video/img14/zhuzhan/play.png");}
</style> <script src="https://static.ws.126.net/163/f2e/libs/hls.min.js"></script></p>
<div class="video-wrapper" style="margin: 10px auto;background: #F5F5F5;">
<div class="video-inner" style="padding: 25px;padding-bottom:20px;">
<div class="video" style="height: 435px; background: #000;">
<video id="VKSQQCKKU" preload="true" controlslist="nodownload" width="100%" height="100%" controls="controls" style="object-fit: contain;" poster="http://videoimg.ws.126.net/cmssnapshot/20240320/VkjO40132_0.jpg" data-vid="VKSQQCKKU" alt="我叫虎子"></video>
</div>
<script>
if(Hls && Hls.isSupported()) {
var hls = new Hls();
hls.loadSource("https://flv0.bn.netease.com/1f0a0b59fbfc1b74697d7172a69dd41d567bbef3bfc897536b1fd2da27edae046849e9d03d1a4421aa268f49ebbc267d7a65af99a463d7f0ddd59473569ce2ae1c96597c5cbe439ad2122a722957b0550d24ed5c6ea8d36af0e5f7d3343568e72fe1e717cad427f9aa3da5e0ef45ab53760044e24a581468.m3u8")
hls.attachMedia(document.getElementById("VKSQQCKKU"))
}
</script>
<div class="video-info clearfix" style="margin: 16px 0 0px 0px;height:20px;line-height:20px;">
<p class="fn-right" style="height: 22px;line-height: 22px;overflow: hidden;font-size:12px;float: right; margin:0;padding:0;text-indent:0;"><a style="text-align: right;float: left;width: 300px;" href="https://www.163.com/v/video/VKSQQCKKU.html" target="_blank" class="video-title">我叫虎子</a> <span class="video-from" style="color: #a7a7a7;margin-left:10px">（来源：视频综合）</span></p>
</div>
<div class="video-list">
<ul class="clearfix" style="margin:0;padding:0;list-style:none;width:540px;">
</ul>
</div>
</div>
</div>
<p></p>
<p class="f_center"><img onerror="javascript:this.style.opacity = 0;" src="https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2024%2F0320%2Fa921de6fp00sandr1004ec000ic0032c.png&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg" referrerpolicy="no-referrer"></p>
<p>来，对下联~</p>
<p class="f_center"><img onerror="javascript:this.style.opacity = 0;" src="https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2024%2F0320%2F3739f9d8j00sandr2004tc0008l00aqc.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg" referrerpolicy="no-referrer"></p>
<p>【上期问】</p>
<p>给出你的答案。</p>
<p class="f_center"><img onerror="javascript:this.style.opacity = 0;" src="https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2024%2F0320%2F4523049ej00sandr1000oc000ar00a9c.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg" referrerpolicy="no-referrer"></p>
<p class="f_center"><img onerror="javascript:this.style.opacity = 0;" src="https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2024%2F0320%2F4c435231j00sandr3002dc000ku00v0c.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg" referrerpolicy="no-referrer"></p>
<p class="f_center"><img onerror="javascript:this.style.opacity = 0;" src="https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2024%2F0320%2Facd1d1eep00sandr2004zc000ic0032c.png&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg" referrerpolicy="no-referrer"></p>
<p>你觉得应该谁负责？</p>
<p class="f_center"><img onerror="javascript:this.style.opacity = 0;" src="https://nimg.ws.126.net/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fcms-bucket.ws.126.net%2F2024%2F0320%2Ff3ce7a52j00sandr4004bc000ku012fc.jpg&thumbnail=660x2147483647&quality=80&type=jpg" referrerpolicy="no-referrer"></p>
<p><!--EndFragment--></p>
<div style="height: 0px;overflow:hidden;"><img src="https://static.ws.126.net/163/f2e/product/post_nodejs/static/logo.png" referrerpolicy="no-referrer">
</div>
收藏(0)
分享
相关标签：
注意：本文归作者所有，未经作者允许，不得转载
